your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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