I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I had to cum in my sink.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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