How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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