I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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