Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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