This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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