Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
well you can't waste a boner
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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