How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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