My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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