I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
