i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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