Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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