Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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