The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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