i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
