do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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