Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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