rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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