Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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