You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Enjoy the penises
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize
