Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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