There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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