How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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