i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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