i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Randomize
