i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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