That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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