I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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