check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wish you could order shots online.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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