Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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