yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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