Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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