If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have tasted many bathrooms
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