Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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