I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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