She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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