I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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