the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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