Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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