You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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