I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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