I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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