that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
