and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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