We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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