i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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