like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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