I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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