the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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