So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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