just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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