Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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