I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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