GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
