So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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